The hat that afforded me an open-container opportunity all day:
The shoes that show how over-the-top excited a straight man can get about an alcohol-centered holiday:
The table that sent me well on my way to mid-afternoon shambles:
The aftermath that tricked me into thinking it's okay for girls to use the men's room if the need is great enough:
The only reason I made it home:
Hope your St. Patty's was as memorably forgettable as mine.