Lakers & Mavs. Tony & Jessica. 102 & 100.
Can you guess which of the three were a losing combination for Dallas tonight? The shorter list would be which weren't.
Jess, hun, if you ever get as close again to section 101 or my Mavericks as you were tonight with your evil sports-voodoo, the pretzel you felt bounce off of your blonde locks will gladly evolve into a plastic AAC-friendly beer bottle. And the 6 year-old sitting next to me? For whatever blessing from heaven and/or well-timed brainwashing by his mother, his hatred for you runs deeper than mine, and his bouncy ADD antics may just finally have found their calling if you continue to make Mavs appearances. Just as he asked me last week, ever seen a Chinese Star? He never leaves his home without one, and those scars can't be healed by Proactiv, my dear.
STAY AWAY FROM MY DALLAS SPORTS TEAMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.