Dear Jackie O,

A weekly installment answering your most pressing questions.

Dear Jackie O,
Did you hear about the Trinity Vote? And that nearly flawless anti-establishment, fight-the-power campaign that almost won? And that charming and well-spoken female leader who almost carried the Yes, but No – No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No - vote through?

Yours truly,
Down-in-the-dumps in Dallas

Dear Angela Hunt,
We get it. You “lost.” Time to get back to work. And I’m guessing what you really lost was your spot at the lunch table. Pooping where you sleep is never a good idea.

All my love,
Jackie O

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Dear Jackie O,
Know where I can find a nice Asian “lady”?

Sincerely,
Unsatisfied in Uptown

Dear Mike Modano,
Not off the top of my head, but it seemed like you were doing just fine last time I saw you at Primos. Willa must travel a lot.

All my love,
Jackie O.

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Dear Jackie O,
Pony Up!

Cheers,
Hopped up on Hillcrest

Dear SMU Marketing Director,
If I need walk myself over to campus and smack someone around I will. All I can hope is that this slogan, and all of the T-shirts that came with it, are safely tucked away in a small village in Africa somewhere by 2010.

All my love,
Jackie O.

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Dear Jackie O,
Will you marry me?

<3,
Dunking in Deutchland

Dear Dirk,
Absolutely - and it’s about time you asked.

ALL my love,
Jackie O.